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you guys i saw the future in a dream last night
i dreamt that i was laying on my bed and scrolling through my dash
at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
i thought it said mpreg i’ve been sitting here screaming for 15 minutes
Adele:
Rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore. Rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour as it...
Me:
DON'T FORGET ME I BEG.
Maroon 5:
I've got them moves like Jagger I've got them...
Me:
JUMPIN JACK FLASH ITS A GAS GAS GAS
Bon Jovi:
It's my life!
Me:
THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I SAID ALL I COULD SAY MY CHICK ON THE SIDE SAID SHE GOT ONE ON THE WAY.
The Police:
Don't stand so close to me.
Me:
YOUNG GIRL YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
Hall and Oates:
You make my dreams come true.
Me:
I CAN'T GO FOR THAT.
Rihanna:
With you I'll always share...
Me:
CAUSE I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN. WHAT A GLOOOORIOUS FEELING, I'M HAPPY AGAIN.
Friend:
Oh my God, you are singing them all wrong.
Me:
No you are.
This is why the world will always need a Batman.
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I would really like to be a voice in this if this was an actual animated series…
Happy 26th birthday to one of the sweetest, most inspiring, talented, and original guys on the planet!
